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The 7 RULES OF THE DRINKER SAGE

1. Wine is always drunk in company
2. Never leave your friends dry-mouthed
3. Never leave wine in the glass
4. Unlike your woman, if you fuck the wine you notice it!
5. The wine flask is not jealous if ... you make another one after her
6. Never discriminate ... between "red" and "white"
7. Who drinks water, has secrets to hide, who drinks wine becomes sincere!
PRIVATE PLACE OF THE LORDS

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THE URINAL AFTER IT HAS BEEN USED!

1922 - I EF
FUNDAMENTAL LAW OF THE CHIEF

Art. 1 - The boss is right
Art. 2 - The boss is always right
Art. 3 - In the impossible hypothesis that an employee is right, Articles 1 and 2 will come into force
Art. 4 - The boss does not sleep, he rests
Art. 5 - The boss does not eat, he feeds
Art. 6 - The boss does not drink, he tastes
Art. 7 - The boss is never late, he is detained
Art. 8 - The boss never leaves work, his presence elsewhere is required
Art. 9 - The boss never reads the newspaper in the office, he keeps himself informed
Art. 10 - The boss never gives confidence to his secretary, he educates her.
Art. 11 - Anyone who enters the boss's office with any of his ideas, must come out with that of the boss
Art. 12 - The boss remains the boss, even in a bathing suit
Art. 13 - The more you criticize the boss, the less you make a career
Art. 14 - The boss must think of everyone
The Drinkers' Prayer

Bacco nostra that you are in the cellar remember your name
come your wine, as long as it is genuine
whether Merlot or Grignolino your will is done in establishing quality
give us our daily hangover today
fill our glasses as we fill them to our drinkers
and don't induce us to work
but free us from the water and ...

...so be it!
THE PERFECT mother-in-law

THE ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU AS A MOTHER
WHAT FOR YOU NOTHING IS A DRAMA

WHAT WANTS YOU LIKE A SON
WHAT CAN ALWAYS BE A SUPPORT

WHAT HELPS AND COMFORTS YOU
WHAT A LITTLE SUPPORTASE YOU

WHAT ALWAYS WAITS FOR YOU WITH SWEETNESS
WHAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT COLDNESS MEANS

THE ONE WHO SUFFERS FROM YOUR PENIS
THE ONE THAT ORGANIZES YOUR MOST SERENE DINNERS

WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE LIVES NEAR YOU
WHAT THE GARDEN WOULD LIKE TO ORDER

WHAT EVEN ONLY WITH YOU
WHAT EVEN ON HOLIDAYS YOU WOULD BRING

THE ONE THAT STRETCHES YOUR SHIRTS AS YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO
THE ONE WHO WANTS YOU TO TRIUMPH

WHAT WHEN CRYING IS BECAUSE IT CANNOT IGNORE
WHAT YOU DO IN THIS EVEN MORE MAKES YOU LOVE

"MANY ENEMIES, MUCH HONOR"

Rome, November 23, 1931.
Mussolini
"LIVE EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE AS IF YOU WERE THE LAST"

Fausto Ghidini
THE PERFECT RESTAURANT

THE ONE WHO RECEIVES YOU AS IF YOU WERE AN OLD FRIEND
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WELCOMES YOU WITH AN ANCIENT GARBO
THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDS YOU AN EXCLUSIVE DISH EVERY TIME
THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU SERVE AS I WERE A DIVO
THOSE WHO HUMAN KNOW ALL SECRETS
THE ONE WHO STORES YOUR STORIES BETWEEN HIS WALLS
THE ONE WHO SEE MANY PEOPLE ALL EVENINGS
THE ONE WHO OFFERS YOU THE TRUE THINGS
THE ONE WHO LOVES TO TREAT YOU AS A KING
THOSE WHO TO ENJOY YOU DO THREE
THE ONE WHO CHOOSES THE HEALTHIEST AND BEST FOODS
THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU PERFUMES AND FLAVORS
THE ONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE A FAIRY TALE
THE ONE WHO WANTS YOU TO BE GOOD AT HIS TABLE
THE ONE WHO HAS MADE VIRTUE OF HIS ART
THE ONE WHO OFFERS YOU ON AN EXCLUSIVE MENU
THE ONE WHO DELIGHTS THE MOST DELICIOUS PALATE
THE ONE WHO ACCOMPANIES THE PALATE WITH THE BEST WINES
THE ONE WHO HAS CHOSEN THE BEST WAITER FOR YOU
THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU DISCOVER AN EMOTION ALL EVENINGS
THE ONE WHO WILL NOT BE SATISFIED TO SEE YOU EAT
THE ONE WHO WANTS YOU SATISFIED WHEN YOU GO TO PAY
THE ONE WHO DOES NOT ASK TO SEE THE LOCAL ALWAYS FULL
THE ONE WHO A SINGLE DINNER IS ENOUGH, BUT SAZY AND SERENE
THE ONE WHO HIS EXPERIENCE DEDICATES IT TO YOU
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS OFFERS YOU A GOOD COFFEE
THOSE WHO THEN ABSENT, FLOOR, SORRY
THE ONE WHO EATS A DISH ALONE IN HIS KITCHEN
THOSE WHO USE DELICACY AND ATTENTION EVERY DAY
THE ONE WHO DOES IT BECAUSE YOU RETURN TO ITS RESTAURANT
"WALKING AND BUILDING AND IF NECESSARY TO FIGHT AND WIN"

Turin, 23 October 1932.
Mussolini
Whoever does not drink in the COMPANY from the BAR can go away!
"WHEN THE GAME GETS HARD THE HARD BEGIN TO PLAY"

Rome, September 24, 1928.
Mussolini
Courtesy is a duty for everyone.
If someone is not courteous to you, please inform us.
We will be grateful to you.

The general management
"IT WAS BETTER WHEN IT WAS WORSE"

Turin, 23 October 1932.
Mussolini
"THE BEST DEFENSE IS THE ATTACK"

Turin, 23 October 1932
Mussolini
IN THIS ROOM YOU DRINK, EAT AND PAY FOR CHRISTMAS.

The owner Mr Christmas
IS THE CUSTOMER ALWAYS RIGHT

If it doesn't waste time
If it has no absurd pretensions
If he has respect for our work
If he doesn't consider us his servants
If he has our same patience
If he has our same courtesy
If you don't ask for discounts
and especially if ...
PAY IN CASH
Woman ....... is like Earth:

at 20 it's like Africa,
semi unexplored

at 30 it's like India,
warm, lush, mysterious

at 40 it's like America,
technically perfect

at 50 it's like Europe,
a whole ruin

at 60 it's like Siberia,
everyone knows where it is
but nobody wants to go !!
YOU CAN SMOKE
(but out of here)
When you don't have what you love,
one must love what one has.
PUBLIC BATHROOM N ° 87
TOILET

IT IS GOOD EDUCATION TO LEAVE THE CUP CLEAN AFTER USE
BEWARE OF THE MASTER
IT IS ARMED!
BEWARE OF THE DOG AND THE MASTER
(Bite)
HERE
WHO MAKES HIS COCKS, LIVES 100 YEARS
PAY ATTENTION TO THE CAT
THE IGNORANT
he speaks in vain

THE INTELLIGENT
speak at the right time

THE WISE
speaks only if asked

IT'S THE FOOL
to always talk!
PRIVATE PLACE OF THE LADIES

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THE URINAL AFTER IT HAS BEEN USED

1922 - I EF
"Giving up on fighting is like giving up on living!"

Giuseppe Ricciardi
YOU ARE OLD WHEN ...

YOU ARE OLD not when you are of a certain age,
but when you only have old thoughts.

YOU ARE OLD when you remember only the wrongs suffered
forgetting the joys you have tasted, and the gifts that
life has always given you.

YOU ARE OLD when children bother you
who play and run, or lovers who kiss.

YOU ARE OLD when you keep saying they want us
strict rules, and you have shit out of your life
fantasy, risk, poetry, music.

YOU ARE OLD when you no longer enjoy the heat of the sun, the
blue skies, the freshness of the water, the scent of flowers.

YOU ARE OLD when you think time is up for you
it's over, and with that hope, fun and love.

YOU ARE OLD when you think of death as if it were going down
down into the grave, instead of climbing high into the sky.

If instead you LOVE, HOPE, and LAUGH again,
then God gladdens your youth,
even if you are ninety years old!
The CUSTOMERS
are asked to urinate
inside the house
to avoid filming
publish it away
year 1929 (VIII ^) EF.
THE BARTENDER
Perfect!

what
what is
teaches
to throw up
WHY MEN LIKE IT
INTELLIGENT WOMEN?
WHY OPPOSED POLES ATTRACT.

WHY MEN WANT TO MARRY
A GIRL STILL VIRGIN?
BECAUSE THEY DO NOT SUPPORT THE CRITICS.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND
FRUIT? FRUIT BEFORE OR THEN RIPEN.

WHY BATTERIES ARE BETTER THAN MEN?
WHY BATTERIES AT LEAST ONE
POSITIVE SIDE ... THEY HAVE IT.

WHY A MAN CANNOT HAVE A
GOOD CHARACTER AND BEING INTELLIGENT
AT THE SAME TIME? BECAUSE OTHERWISE
WOULD BE A WOMAN ...
VIEWS
His countless attitudes,
RECOGNIZED
the wisdom and wisdom with which
solves all problems,
DETECTED
his patience and courage,
ESTABLISHED
his versatile ability to be
always pretty and bright,
EXAMINED
the other co-current girls
CERTIFY
than mine
GIRL
It is truly the largest in the world!
"BETTER TO LIVE
A LION'S DAY
THAT 100 FROM SHEEP "

Rome, September 24, 1928.
Mussolini
"The deep roots
they never freeze "

Rome, September 24, 1928.
Mussolini
10 COMMANDMENTS
of born tired

1 - You are born tired and live to rest

2 - Love your bed as yourself

3 - Rest the day to sleep at night

4 - Work is hard work

5 - If you see someone resting, help them

6 - Do not do today what you can do tomorrow

7 - Do as little as you can and what you really owe, let someone else do it

8 - Nobody ever died of too much rest

9 - When you feel like working, sit down and wait for it to pass

10 - Work brings disease
SAGE COUNCIL
"If you are sad, smile ...
death is worse!
If you are angry, smile ...
death is worse!
And if you're dead, smile the same!
(the worst is over!) "
Why GOD
the man did first
and then the woman?
Because
wrong
YOU LEARN!
"With a
fucked
kill a slab and
a widow
you make her "reborn"! "
WE ARE ALL USEFUL
BUT NOBODY IS
INDISPENSABLE!
THE MAN...
... is like a ... Newspaper

at 20 years Daily
at 30 Biweekly
at 40 years Weekly
at 50 years Monthly
at 60
Extraordinary edition
from 70 onwards
Publications suspended
VIEWS
His countless attitudes,

RECOGNIZED
the wisdom and wisdom with which he solves all problems,

DETECTED
his patience and courage,

ESTABLISHED
his versatile entrepreneurial ability and the ability to manage a team like ours

EXAMINED
all other competing leaders

We testify
than ours
HOLDER
It is truly the strongest in the world!
The customers they find
unkind employees,
... they should see
the owner!
TO SELL
IT'S LIKE SHAVING
IF YOU DO NOT
EVERY DAY, BECOME
A BARBON!
CHILDREN

At 10 they think: my father knows everything!

At 15 my father doesn't know some things ...

At 20 my father does not understand anything!

At 30 my father is sometimes right ...

At 40 Ahh ... if I had listened to my father!
Some women love it so much
your husband
that in order not to spoil it
use that of friends!
YOU and your BOSS

When you take a long time, YOU are slow
When your boss takes too long, he is accurate

When you don't do something, you are lazy
When your boss doesn't, it's because he's too busy

When you make a mistake, you are an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake ... he too is human

When you stare at yourself it is stubbornness
When your Boss does it, it is firmness.

When you don't observe a label rule, you are rude
When your boss does it ... he's an original guy

When you give reason to your boss, you are a licker
When your boss gives reason to his superior, he is collaborative

When you are out of the office, you went for a walk
When your boss is out of the office, it's on business ...

When you take a day off you are always sick ...
When it happens to your boss, he must be really sick

When you surf the Internet for five minutes, you steal time from the company
When your Boss does it for hours and hours, HE inquires.

If you compliment your colleague politely, you are persecuting her
When your boss keeps it on his lap, he is socializing
DRINK
The bar does not bring memories.
They are the memories that lead to the bar
WHO
DO IT IF IT DOES FOR THREE
MORE THINGS ARE DONE
WHAT A HUNDRED TO DO!
WINNING or LOSING?

The Vincente always has solutions
The Loser always has problems

The Vincente always has a program
Loser always has an excuse

The Vincente says: "I'll take care of it"
Loser says, "It's not my job"

The winner sees an answer to every problem
The Loser sees a problem in every answer

Vincente says: "Maybe it's difficult but it can be done"
The Loser says, "It could be done but it's too difficult, let's leave it alone ..."

When he speaks he looks you in the eye
When the Loser speaks to you, look elsewhere
"Whoever has the money is never generous.
If he were generous he would not have the money "
"Those who get married are good,
Those who do not get married do better! "
ALIVE
as if you were to die immediately
THINKS
as if you never die!
THE PERFECT BROTHER

What has always been a nuisance but I was looking for at all hours

The one I argued and quarreled with but that never left me in the end

The one with whom we also ignored each other, but on the first occasion we always embraced each other

What after my hardest and hardest moments made me live the most beautiful, tender and pure ones

What has always been present as a child and even today that we have grown up, is never absent

The one who has my own blood in his veins therefore suffers from my pains

What I speak with pride and affection is my perfect brother
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